February 2012
I can’t wait until I wake up with my new bruise~ im a sick person
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
All animals leave me alone it’s Jon krasinski time. We’re in love ok?
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Let's be real.
did-not:
Smoking is attractive.
Can't tell if your nice to every girl or you like...
You don't love her
Oh, to all you fuckers from school who found me,
TMINUS 1 MIN. TIL I BLOCKING YO DUMB ASSES. xoxox
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Everything high
Me: What time will you be home?
Mom: Why, is there going to be a party?
Me: No, my dealer needs to stop by. I'm empty
Mom:
Me: KAY I'm going to be beach so bye
Mom: Who are you meeting there?
Me: No one?
Mom: Blah fucking blah be safe
Me: *BUT I'M HIGH AS A KITE
Heh heh heh
*Pretending to say
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Ortho
The lady at the ortho asked me what color I wanted my retainer today. I asked her if I could get red yellow and green. Bitch looked at me like I was reTARDED
Do it don’t brag about it