3 months ago
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yupp
Me:What time will you be home?
Mom:Why, is there going to be a party?
Me:No, my dealer needs to stop by. I'm empty
Mom:
Me:KAY I'm going to be beach so bye
Mom:Who are you meeting there?
Me:No one?
Mom:Blah fucking blah be safe
Me:*BUT I'M HIGH AS A KITE
Heh heh heh
*Pretending to say
